maddy takes off like a bat outta hell... on the way she trips over (what i thought was) the wireless airport card. upon rethinking it i realized that it is obviously NOT the wireless internet card because THAT is wireless.
none the less, dog takes off and i'm like "dude! she took the internet with her!"
mary laughs, "i laughed so hard i peed a little"
"dude, did you pee through your pants? onto the couch?"
"lemme check, nope/... couch is fine...brb" *runs to bathroom*
... i don't know about mary, but i think it kicked in for me.